Doctor Doctor!
A doctor receives a call and hears the ditto voice of a co-worker on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the person on other side. "I'll just reach there," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"
Go to Las Vegas
Once there lived a guy in Ohio. One day, he heard a voice in his mind. The voice said, "Quit your job, leave your home, en-cash all your money and travel to Vegas”. He ignored and went on to do his job. Later in the evening, he once again heard that voice, "Quit your job, leave your home, en-cash all your money and travel to Vegas”. This happened the next day and the next and the next till he couldn’t ignore the voice any longer. He quit his job, left his home, took out all his money from the bank and traveled to Vegas. As soon as he landed in Vegas, he heard the same voice again telling him to go to the Horseshoe. When he reached the voice had another instruction for him, “Put everything you have in buying the entry ticket for World Series of Poker”. He did it and sat down to play. The first hand he was dealt was pocket aces, spade and diamond. The voice forcefully said, “All-In”. He pushed his entire stack in the pot and all the opponents called. The dealer laid down the flop - Jack, Ten, Nine all in spades. The voice said, “Damn”.
Mad Man
Charles had a big burly friend called Angry Bird as he had a quick temper. He was mostly muscle and weighted approx 260 kg. 10 years ago, Charles, Angry Bird and a few other friends were playing online poker when Charles heard a loud shout and a crash. Charles ran and what he saw amazed him so much that he fell down laughing. Angry Bird was on the floor. Apparently he had taken a bad beat and in his anger he yelled so loud that he scared himself and passed out, hit his face on the keyboard and tumbled to the floor.
Wife Bet
A man came home late one night after playing poker games and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" wife asked furiously. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he answered. "I've just lost you in a card game." Wife asked, "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
Jack The Dog
Dog lovers Jim and Carey were boasting about their intelligent pets. Carey were expounding about her dog - a Bulldog mastiff called King who was so smart that he played poker better than other people. But she had to put him to sleep. Jim was surprised since a dog like King would be worth billions. Carey sadly but insistently told Jim that she had to as King was a bit of a trickster and was using cheating in poker.
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